Liberation from dog shit

Fire up the grill. Stare at a wall. We don't care. Stop spending your weekends hunched over piles of shit.

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Introduction

Your mortgage didn't mention this

Your yard was built for barbecues and questionable financial decisions—not for hunting down piles of shit every Saturday morning. We handle the cleanup so you can get back to enjoying the property you're still making payments on.

You enjoy the yard. We deal with the shit.

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Introduction

Your mortgage didn't mention this

Your yard was built for barbecues and questionable financial decisions—not for hunting down piles of shit every Saturday morning. We handle the cleanup so you can get back to enjoying the property you're still making payments on.

You enjoy the yard. We deal with the shit.

Woof!

Schedule a cleanup

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Better things to do on a Saturday

Why choose us

Keeping your yard clean for as little as $20 a week

No more scooping — We handle the dirty work so you don't have to.

Cleaner, healthier yards — Regular shit removal helps keep your outdoor space fresh and enjoyable.

Reliable weekly service — Scheduled pickups you can count on, starting at just $20/week.

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Why us

Clean Yards. Happy Owners. Zero Hassle. Zero shit.

Reliable Service

We show up on schedule and make sure your yard stays clean week after week.

Affordable Pricing

Simple, transparent plans starting at just $20 per week with no hidden fees.

Pet-Friendly Approach

We care about your pets and always prioritize their safety and comfort during visits.

Flexible Scheduling

Choose a service frequency that fits your household, whether weekly or more often.

Satisfaction Guarenteed

If something isn't right, we'll work quickly to make it right.

More Time for What Matters

Spend less time scooping and more time enjoying your yard with family and pets.

About us

Almonte's Leading Shit Relocation Specialists

We're a locally owned pet waste removal company based in Almonte and serving Ottawa and the surrounding area. While humanity continues searching for solutions to its biggest problems, we're focused on one of the smaller ones: the alarming amount of dog shit accumulating in local yards.

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About us

Almonte's Leading Shit Relocation Specialists

We're a locally owned pet waste removal company based in Almonte and serving Ottawa and the surrounding area. While humanity continues searching for solutions to its biggest problems, we're focused on one of the smaller ones: the alarming amount of dog shit accumulating in local yards.

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portrait shot of a puppy and its owner
puppy with its mum on a mountain hike
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Services

Full-Service Pet Shit Removal

Weekly Removal

Keep your yard consistently clean with reliable weekly visits and waste removal.

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Starting from $20

Weekly Removal

Keep your yard consistently clean with reliable weekly visits and waste removal.

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Starting from $20

Bi-Weekly Removal

A cost-effective option for maintaining a cleaner yard with visits every two weeks.

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Starting from $20

Bi-Weekly Removal

A cost-effective option for maintaining a cleaner yard with visits every two weeks.

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Starting from $20

One-Time Cleanup

Need a fresh start? We'll remove accumulated pet waste and restore your yard.

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Starting from $20

One-Time Cleanup

Need a fresh start? We'll remove accumulated pet waste and restore your yard.

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Starting from $20

Initial Cleanup

A thorough first cleanup designed for properties with significant waste buildup.

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Starting from $20

Initial Cleanup

A thorough first cleanup designed for properties with significant waste buildup.

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Starting from $20

Commercial Cleanups

Professional waste management for apartments, dog parks, HOAs, and pet-friendly properties.

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Commercial Cleanups

Professional waste management for apartments, dog parks, HOAs, and pet-friendly properties.

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Get a quote!

Book Your Cleanup

Get started with professional shit removal and enjoy a cleaner, fresher yard without the hassle.

Let us handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a cleaner yard year-round.

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Schedule a cleanup

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Book Your Cleanup

Get started with professional shit removal and enjoy a cleaner, fresher yard without the hassle.

Let us handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a cleaner yard year-round.

Woof!

Schedule a cleanup

happy golden retriever dog

How it works

Simple steps to enjoy a cleaner shit-free yard

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Book Your Cleanup

Choose a service plan that fits your needs and schedule your first visit in minutes.

Let Us Handle the Dirty Work

Our team arrives on schedule, thoroughly removes the shit, and checks your gate before leaving.

Enjoy a Cleaner Yard

Spend more time outdoors with a fresh, clean yard that's ready for your family and pets.

FAQ

Got Questions? We've Got Answers

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How often should pet waste be removed?

We recommend weekly service for most households to keep your yard clean, sanitary, and enjoyable year-round.

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Do I need to be home during service?

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What happens if it rains?

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How much does service cost?

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Do you offer one-time cleanups?

Get in touch with our pet shit experts

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We handle the dirty work so you don't have to.

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We handle the dirty work so you don't have to.

Keeping your yard clean, safe, and enjoyable.

Send us a message

Call us any time

613-880-7526